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99 Problems BC

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I got a hoe from the east, I got a hoe from the west
Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
Got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo or maybe not, she may not like me though
No sweat to a vet, I'll rock her sister though
Word, I'll rock the whole damn herd
Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass

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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
(I) got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

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99 problems and a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who loves velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can't 
A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane.
I even got a bitch off Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz
Long ends 
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't 
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my phone out with priority calls

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[hook]

I got a bitch that loves a G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch who loves boats
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a hoe
A bitch that lies
A bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man because y'all bitches, too
I got a bitch that's cool
A bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells, a bitch who talks 
I got a bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat
A super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meat

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